Posted 29 minutes ago

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

Posted 1 hour ago

dotcore:

Pokémon Teams.
by Citron Vert.

Available on Society6.

Posted 1 hour ago

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

(Source: marvelcolm)

Posted 2 hours ago

unclewhisky:

CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file! Nat!"

Where the fuck is my Black Widow & Hawkeye movie.

(Source: loveholic198)

Posted 3 hours ago

pixalry:

Squirtle Amigurumi - Created by Justine Dalipe

You can see more of Justine’s older Pokemon here. You can also follow the artist on Tumblr or check out their Etsy Shop here.

Posted 3 hours ago

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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(Source: curseofthefanartlords)

Posted 4 hours ago

threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

Posted 5 hours ago

romulusxeatsxremus:

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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Why am I laughing so hard?

Posted 5 hours ago
Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light
Turkish Proverb (via hooking)

(Source: rad-rainbows)

Posted 6 hours ago

clntbishop:

Because I’ve seen a ton of these floating around